Stop Growing Mushrooms In Other People's Blogs
{ “I love you. Remember. They cannot take it” - Delirium by Lauren Oliver }
Hey, you! Yes you, there's something on your back. No you can't see it like that, go look in a mirror- oh never mind. Go on and explore, and I love getting messages from people (hint hint).

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

raoulchristines:

What kind of life have you known?

kahsin:

I always hope that my neighbors can hear the faint sounds of Broadway music coming from my apartment. You’re welcome, neighbors. 

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krakkenchaos:

precumming:

THIS IS MY JAM

Musical numbers in 90s and early 00s cartoons are so surreal because they actually put effort into making them sound good. Also, as is much the case here, the fictional bands rarely fit with the rest of the characters