Stop Growing Mushrooms In Other People's Blogs
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Hey, you! Yes you, there's something on your back. No you can't see it like that, go look in a mirror- oh never mind. Go on and explore, and I love getting messages from people (hint hint).

weloveshortvideos:

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lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

"Genetically engineered to be superior."

rosalarian:

duessa:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

groucho-marxism:

Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.

When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night…

boo-tyluvr:

"You’re impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is… pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color… I know what you are."

"Say it… out loud. Say it."

"Danny Phantom."

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

fatass-mcnotits:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

thekaleidoscopediaries:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as…

anfonymackie:

tumblr user anfonymackie for all your crude feminist snapchat needs