Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay
You are a hero among procrastinators
Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son: I do.
GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!
there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?
favorite anime [1/6] : Soul Eater
“Right and wrong are determined by the people who hold positions of authority, that’s the way it has always been so how then can anyone know this truth you speak of? Don’t you see that truth long ago became a shadow of itself, it’s a mere echo of the past now… The world is one big moral gray area, it just makes you feel safer that it can be categorized into good and bad that’s not actually how it works.”
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
honor students cheat more than anybody