Stop Growing Mushrooms In Other People's Blogs
{ “I love you. Remember. They cannot take it” - Delirium by Lauren Oliver }
Hey, you! Yes you, there's something on your back. No you can't see it like that, go look in a mirror- oh never mind. Go on and explore, and I love getting messages from people (hint hint).

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

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You are a hero among procrastinators 

'Coming out'
Daughter: Dad, I have been waiting for the right moment to tell you that I am a lesbian. It is very difficult for me to tell you something like this, so I hope you understand and don't get mad. *makes cute face*
Dad: It's okay honey. I love you.
Second daughter: I'm a lesbian too.
Dad: Jesus Christ! None of my kids likes boys?
Son: I do.

trumpetangst:

lovedabigho:

My friend is a trumpet player….thats all I need to say about this….

poetry.

cunt3r-parts:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

It’s so cute

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

segoli:

there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?

favorite anime [1/6] : Soul Eater

“Right and wrong are determined by the people who hold positions of authority, that’s the way it has always been so how then can anyone know this truth you speak of? Don’t you see that truth long ago became a shadow of itself, it’s a mere echo of the past now… The world is one big moral gray area, it just makes you feel safer that it can be categorized into good and bad that’s not actually how it works.”

hedwig-dordt:

professorfangirl:

solarbird:

bryanthephotogeek:

Judi Dench is my favorite M. 

BEST M.

Always reblog M sass.

I’m going to miss her so much

spookyhella:

casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are

wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody